The lesson
Put the whole promise in a four-word line and cast a hero out of place in the boring task.
Saquon Barkley sits at a cluttered office desk in a jersey bearing the Ramp logo, with eye black and a wristband, sorting paper receipts. Later, big yellow-green caps over the scene read "EXPENSES SHOULD DO THEMSELVES."
Celebrity cost is the part that only works for a Super Bowl-size spend. Keep the contrast between a hero and a chore, and a slogan short enough to quote.